i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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