best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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