nut hugger
I don't think brook has ever known best
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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