And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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