oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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