Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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