After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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