Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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