you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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