At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
North Korea, Best Korea!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
