Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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