What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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