is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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