It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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