Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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