real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
4 words: hood of his car
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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