i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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