You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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