I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
false alarm. still invincible.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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