i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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