you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
