I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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