I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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