nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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