party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize