Me too!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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