what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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