I want to stick my p in your. b.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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