Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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