You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
