it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
