you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
