also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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