It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
