Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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