you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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