why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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