Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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