I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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