I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it's like heaven, but drunker
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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