I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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