woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Randomize
