i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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