Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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