Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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