nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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