It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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