i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Sober January is a disaster.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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