the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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