I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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