what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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