its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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