i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
