Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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